Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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