What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I didn't notice because vodka
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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