Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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