At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Two words: blizzard sex
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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