Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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