Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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