Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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