very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i just google imaged poop.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
is that a dick in a sweater?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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