why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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