wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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