Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Randomize