Soap is not a condiment
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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