I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
