Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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