Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
do nipples grow back?
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