I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
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im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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