worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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