too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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