help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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