Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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