you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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