New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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