yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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