woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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