I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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