sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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