I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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