Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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