fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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