I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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