I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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