So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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