I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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