haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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