He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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