): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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