how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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