I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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