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(803): View more from South Carolina

So drunk i had to piss sitting down...

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(818): View more from California

I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras

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(703): View more from Virginia

I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.

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(817): View more from Texas

He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.

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(818): View more from California

Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong

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(719): View more from Colorado

Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?

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(858): View more from California

I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...

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(618): View more from Illinois

We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend

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