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i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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