how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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