I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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