yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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