she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
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I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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