I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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