I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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