Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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