why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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