Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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