What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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