just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Why can't burritos get me drunk
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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