come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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