dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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