Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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