Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.