No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.