Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom