I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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